Dat shit cray.

I just watched like three episodes of this shit, holy shit.

This show is a shit ton of ridiculous drama…and I fucking LOVE it! So, there’s Stassi who seems to be the center to all the restaurant’s drama, she likes to say things like,

I normally would have literally ran…

PRETTY MUCH the best description I’ve ever heard for this show.



okay guys this is some important shit im going to tell you about so today my brother bought me a bag of fortune cookies


and they’re all pretty normal fortunes like “a close friend will be deceptive tomorrow” and “you will have good luck in january” but then i got to this one cookie


this one fucking cookie and i